Thursday, 25 July 2019

Method in the Madness



Living independently in a big city has its challenges, adventures, and observations.

Its not regularly that I have to change a light bulb. For all you know, if a bulb conked off, I would just use the other lights in the room till S replaced it. But this time it was Cassie’s bulb that conked out and I just had to replace it. It was a matter of Cassie’s very existence.

For those who don’t know, Cassie is a cockroach-shaped black paper cutting stuck on the inside of a lampshade. She comes to life only when the light is switched on and appears like a real cockroach. It’s a curiosity for our family to watch every visitor’s response to the presence of Cassie in the house. Reactions range from amusement to disgust. Yes, its a crazy thing.

So I gently removed the spiral bulb from its socket and walked down to the street where there are a row of shops which sell everything from school textbooks and organic eggs to electrical equipment.

The first shop I saw had no name and seemed to sell sockets and bulbs but it was so messy with boxes, ropes, and whatnot, that it seemed like it was probably about to shut down.

I walked ahead till I came to a fairly decent shop which had neatly organised shelves stocked with bulbs etc. of different brands and designs. I showed Cassie’s bulb to the young man at the counter.

Peering close at the bulb he said,

This one has threads. We don’t have those anymore.”

I had been too sure of finding the right bulb in this shop.

Where can I find one like this?”

Try in that shop,” he said pointing to the shop with no name.

Retracing my footsteps, I arrived there again. A man with irregular facial features was pottering around looking for something. His chin was too weak and his forehead too large. Fine wispy hair fell onto the sides of his head. He was dressed in a formal full-sleeved shirt and trousers.

None of the shopkeepers in this street smile at customers. Neither did he.

Do you have a bulb like this?” I asked.

He twirled the bulb that I handed out in his hands and nodded. Then he turned to the haphazard pile of about a hundred unmarked brown cardboard boxes containing bulbs and started searching for the type of bulb I wanted. I feared whether the whole pile would come crashing down while he fumbled with the boxes.

Finally he found a bulb which had threads but it was smaller and whiter than the one I had shown.

He asked,
Do you want one that is bigger with a golden light?”

Yes, please, do you have one like that?”

Again he turned to his shaky pile of boxes.

What he did next was amazing.

He located a box somewhere in the lower left corner of the pile and poked it with his long finger till it slid out of the pile from the other side without disturbing the balance of the shaky arrangement.
Some odd logic of arrangement or a strong memory helped him to find the correct box.

This box had the very bulb that would suit our Cassie.

On the walk back I wondered whether there was a ‘method in the madness’ of that shop.