Saturday, 13 September 2014

Express Shopping




The rhythmic click of her stilettos made people look up as the lady in white entered the supermarket.
Weekends are not good times for shopping in the fruits and vegetable section. There were harried housewives with babies, matronly mothers of large families, single men and women, all choosing the choicest and the freshest produce.
Abandoned trolleys laden with groceries lay here and there while their owners rushed around to gather more goodies.
There was a long queue at the weighing counter.
The lady in white had only five items on her beautifully hand-written  alphabetical list - bananas, beans, cucumbers, oranges, and watermelon.
She quickly looked around and spotted these items in the abandoned trolleys near her. Picking up the things that she wanted from these trolleys, she checked them for weight and price stickers, and with a click of her stilettos, marched up to the billing counter near the exit.

(This is another one of Anna's comical stories. This lady in white is also featured in  http://freshmintandlemon.blogspot.com/2014/09/a-piece-of-cake.html )

An Old Dream

Whew!
Now that we look back, it seems like a well-crafted script.

It begins more than a decade ago and goes like this -
Enter: Two protagonists - My husband and I.
We have a dream that we dreamt together - to buy some land for farming in Vasai.
It is a pleasant dream and gives us a creative way of fantasizing about our future.
There is a certain complication: We don't have the money.
So we wait till we have some money.

Six years later...
Enter: Mr D, a young, budding developer. He leads us to a nice plot in a neat bungalow scheme that he was planning. We love it but there was a complication - we didn't have the kind of money he was asking. Yet.
We would have to take a heavy loan if we wanted to buy it at that time. It was against our principles to live beyond our means. Our parents had brought us up that way.
So we just keep on dreaming.

Five years later...
Enter: Mr C, a middle-aged developer. He presented before us the proposal of a little farm that was a part of a large rice field near the famous Vasai fort.
This time round, we had the money. We promptly gave him the token amount that he asked for. No papers were signed.
A year later we found out from other sources that this piece of land was already sold to someone else. Fortunately, we got our money back.
We continued to dream.

Three years later...
Enter: Mr F, a well-known developer, who arrived in Muscat and smartly presented us with a property proposal directly in our living room.
This was it! - we thought.
We gasped at the prospect of owning such a beautiful green farm as we viewed it with the help of Google Earth.
We immediately wrote off a chunk of our savings on the cheques that we handed over to him.
"Give me six months," he said as he rolled up his papers and left.

A year passed.
On our visit home, we soaked coconuts in water so that we could plant them when our farm was ready.
We went to meet Mr F in his fancy air-conditioned office.
"These things are not so easy. Give me some more time. There are several families who own this land and I have to get signatures of all of the members, you see. Don't worry, it will be soon" he smiles. He looks down at our little daughter and asks her if she likes Vasai. She, too, has dreams of a flower garden in the farm that we plan to buy and has already made a list of flowers.

Another year passed.
The coconut saplings are now ready to be planted.
No updates from Mr F.
Our dream begins to wilt.

Yet one more year passed.
So, last month, we went to see Mr F in his office again. Our daughter did not come with us.
He spread out a chart in front of us. It had a big family tree with several branches. We did not recognise any names.
Mr F circled each name as he explained to us who has signed and who has not and for what reason. He talked for an hour. We simply nodded.
Using a red marker, Mr F circled two names.
"Now these two here" he said pointing to the names, " absolutely refuse to sell."
"What are their demands?" asked my husband.
"They have not made any demands" Mr F replied, hopelessly.
We felt hopeless, check-mated, stale-mated, dead-ended, ...or whatever else you would call people in such a situation.
"Can we have our money back, please?" we told Mr F.
"Please don't lose hope. I am building a state-of- the- art building in the heart of the town. Are you interested in buying an apartment instead of land?" he said excitedly.  
"Our dream, if you remember, was to buy a farm" we remind him.
He simply smiled.
We have given him a December deadline to return our hard-earned money. We have no choice but to sit back with fingers crossed.


Enter: Mr G, a landowner who wanted to sell his farm so that he could buy another plot near his house.
He called us in response to a notice that my husband had put on OLX.com a couple of months ago, which said "Looking for an agricultural plot in Vasai from landowners only. Brokers, agents, developers: please excuse."
There was an enthusiastic response from brokers, agents and developers which we ignored.
It rained heavily this monsoon. The rain drummed on our rooftop and we barely heard the phone ring when Mr G called.
The next day we went to see him and his farm. He turned out to be the brother of my classmate. Their family lived simply and had high moral values. It was a privilege to be associated with this humble family. Within a months time, most formalities were completed.


Enter: Our dream. Its an old one now, with burnt fingers and lots of patience.
It finally opened its eyes last month to see a lovely piece of farmland.
Thank god!


 
 
(This is a true story. Names have been disguised to protect identity. Any resemblance to persons with similar initials is purely coincidental. )
 

Friday, 12 September 2014

Hot New Accessories




Featured above are my latest hot new accessories - reading glasses.
I got two pairs because I didn't want to be stuck if I lost one.
It was time to get them when I confidently stamped a library book upside down and didn't realise it!(I publicly apologise to any of my friends from the library who are reading this.)
Well, the reactions from most of my friends and family were positive.
My fiercest critics, my daughter and husband, however, said that the brown one makes me look like a premature grandmother whereas the white one bestows on me the scholarliness of a computer geek.
So you see, I get to choose my look every day.

Saturday, 6 September 2014

A Piece of Cake



There is a special birthday in the family today. We spent last evening baking cakes. Here is a cake story for you... and a little piece of cake too!


A lady came to tea. She was the guest of honour.
Dressed elegantly in an immaculately white satin blouse and skirt that fitted her svelte figure perfectly, she sat gently on the couch with one leg nicely crossed over the other. Her tan leather peep-toe shoes were the trendiest thing in the room.
With pursed lips which were painted a rosy pink, she made pleasant comments in the conversation.
The hostess brought out her new bone-china tea set with the pattern of delicate flowers and poured hot tea in the teapot. The living room filled with a toasty warmth.
The lady in white watched in appreciation as the hostess balanced the big cake on a filigreed silver tray. Being the guest of honour, the hostess urged the lady in white to help herself to the cake.
The lady took the knife, cut out a neat little triangular piece of the cake and set it on a plate. Then, thoughtfully, she placed a fork next to it.
After that she picked up the rest of the cake from the silver tray with both hands like a squirrel and ate it.


(This is one of Anna's comical stories. Recently she has been coming up with a lot of similar ideas. If you like this whimsical lady, let me inform you that she is also featured in other posts under the label 'The Lady in White'.)