Friday, 21 February 2014

You must be joking!


“Hello?” I answer the phone half-heartedly.

 I had been dozing off nicely snuggled in bed with a high fever one afternoon.

“Congratulations, Madam! You have won a cash prize of 20,000 Rials!”

I am speechless.

“Madam, are you there?”

“Yes.”

“Your phone number was entered in a draw and you have won the cash prize of 20,000 Rials. Your name has been flashing on the local Omani TV news channels for the last three days. Didn’t you know?”

“No.”

This cannot be true. I have never won a prize in my life but I have been pretty much satisfied with everything that God has bestowed upon me.

I tell myself that a fever sometimes causes hallucinatory effects. This experience was a particularly pleasant one so I decide to play along.

“So Madam” the male voice at the other end continued, “to claim your prize you have to give us your SIM number. Do you know your SIM number?”

“No.”

“Ok. I will call you after five minutes. Please check your SIM number and tell me. Only thing is don’t tell anybody about this.”

Now I am wide awake and realise that I am not hallucinating.

“Remember, Madam, I will call you in five minutes. Give us the SIM number and don’t tell anybody else.”

“Why not?” I ask as he hangs up.

He had asked me to do the impossible. A woman cannot hold such explosive information for long. So I call my husband and tell him.

“Why do you entertain such calls? Don’t tell me that you believed him.” My husband sounds annoyed. I can hear a meeting going on in the office.

“If he calls again, tell him you will report him to the police. These people are out to dupe others. And please don’t give him your SIM number in any condition.”

“Ok” I agree.

The phone rings after five minutes. I do not answer.

It rings again. I do not answer.

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A few days later I am sitting in the school playground waiting for my daughter.

“Hello?”

“May I speak to Mr. Lemos? I have some good news.” says a chirpy Omani young woman.

“Mr. Lemos has gone to India. May I take a message for him?”

“Is this his phone number?” she asks.

“Yes, I am his wife. I use his phone.”

“Congratulations, Mrs. Lemos. Your husband has won a holiday voucher of 3000 Rials!” she squeals.

I am on my guard immediately.

“May I know who is calling?” I demand sternly.

“My name is Ayesha. I am calling from Nawras – your phone company” she answers puzzled by my sternness.

“You said that my husband won a prize. Please explain.”

“Madam, there was a phone call made from this phone number which was entered in a draw. Your husband has won the prize” she said patiently.

“I will call you after two days to give you more details. Congratulations!” she chirps again.

“Ok, we’ll see.” I say and hang up.

For a while I debate with myself whether to call my husband and tell him.

Then I call him.

“You must be joking!” he answered “How many times have I told you.....”

“She was a nice girl. She sounded so genuine. It might be true. Congratulations, Mr. Lemos” I start chirping too.

“Please spare me these hoax calls. I am at work. If you are so sure, why don’t you visit the Nawras office and find out for yourself?” he challenges.

So I go to the Nawras office.

They say, “Congratulations, it’s true!”